- Why did the tow truck driver get promoted? They always pulled their weight.
- How many tow truck drivers does it take to change a tire? None—they just tow the whole car.
- Why did the car break up with the tow truck? It was tired of being dragged around.
- Towing: the art of making someone else’s mistake your problem.
- What do you call a tow truck driver in a hurry? Someone you don’t want to meet.
- Why did the tow truck driver get a ticket? They had too much pull.
- How do tow truck drivers flirt? With a hook… and a wink.
- Tow trucks never get lost… they just follow broken cars.
- Why did the tow truck driver bring a ladder? To reach their ambitions.
- How do you spot a beginner tow truck driver? They’re hugging the wreckage.
- Tow truck drivers don’t get tired… they get cranky.
- Why did the tow truck refuse to pick up a clown car? Too many laughs per load.
- How do tow truck drivers measure success? By how many vehicles they can drag.
- Why did the tow truck cross the street? To pick up the other loser.
- Tow trucks: turning breakdowns into comedy since forever.
- How do tow truck drivers stay in shape? Pulling cars… and egos.
- Why did the tow truck driver go to therapy? Too many angry customers.
- What’s a tow truck driver’s favorite snack? Gas station coffee… extra strong.
- How do you spot a rookie tow truck driver? They tow the wrong car.
- Tow trucks: because moving other people’s problems is socially acceptable.
- Why did the tow truck driver bring duct tape? To fix everything… or vent frustration.
- Towing is like life… sometimes you get dragged through it.
- How do tow truck drivers apologize? They don’t—they just tow it away.
- Why do tow truck drivers hate parking tickets? Because they take all the fun out of towing.
- What’s a tow truck driver’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with fewer stranded cars.
- How do tow truck drivers keep secrets? They lock them in the trunk.
- Tow trucks: the only vehicles that can make people run in reverse.
- Why did the tow truck get promoted? They always handled heavy loads.
- How do tow truck drivers clean their trucks? Pressure wash… or just drive through a puddle.
