- Moncton is where highways meet… and nothing else happens.
- The city exists entirely to connect you to somewhere better.
- Moncton nightlife peaks when Walmart stays open late.
- Everyone knows everyone — whether they want to or not.
- Moncton dating means you’ve already met their parents by accident.
- The city smells like fast food, damp air, and ambition on pause.
- Moncton thinks it’s growing — slowly, loudly, and confusingly.
- Everyone says “it’s central” like that’s a personality.
- Moncton is proof roundabouts don’t fix boredom.
- The mall is a social hub and a life choice.
- Moncton winters last just long enough to kill motivation.
- Everyone here has an opinion and nowhere to take it.
- Moncton is bilingual, bored, and proud of both.
- Dating apps are just mutual friends and bad timing.
- The city has more parking than plans.
- Moncton nightlife ends when someone says “so… what now?”
- Everyone complains about rent like they live in Toronto — they do not.
- Moncton is where ambition stops for gas.
- People say “small-town charm” when they mean “nothing to do.”
- Everyone here has left — and come back.
- Moncton gossip travels faster than the traffic.
- The city runs on Tim Hortons and mild disappointment.
- Moncton festivals exist to remind people something’s happening.
- Everyone owns a hoodie from a local business they don’t support.
- Moncton thinks it’s underrated — by design.
- The downtown is charming until 9 p.m.
- Moncton dating is just asking “are you staying or leaving?”
- Everyone knows which bars to avoid — it’s most of them.
- Moncton is where weekends feel suspiciously long.
- The city has more drive-thrus than ambition.
- Moncton winters aren’t brutal — just depressing enough.
