- Why did the motorcycle break up with the car? It needed more freedom.
- Motorcycles: because four wheels are for beginners.
- What’s a motorcyclist’s favorite drink? Fuel… with a splash of coffee.
- How many motorcyclists does it take to change a tire? None—they just ride on the rim.
- Why did the motorcycle refuse to park? It didn’t want to be chained down.
- Motorcycles: proof that home is wherever the road takes you.
- Why are motorcyclists bad at relationships? They can’t commit… to one lane.
- What do you call a motorcycle stuck in traffic? A wheeled frustration.
- Why did the motorcycle cross the highway? To prove it could outrun the car.
- How do motorcyclists flirt? With revs and a confident wheelie.
- Motorcyclists never get lost… they just take scenic detours.
- Why did the motorcycle fail math? Too many curves to handle.
- What’s worse than a motorcycle stuck in mud? Two riders arguing about whose fault it is.
- Why did the motorcycle bring a map? To avoid getting lost… again.
- Motorcycles: turning commuting into comedy since forever.
- How do motorcyclists stay in shape? By dodging potholes and cars.
- Why did the motorcyclist go to therapy? Too many breakdowns… and near misses.
- What’s a motorcycle’s favorite candy? Skid Marks.
- How do you spot a beginner motorcyclist? They’re hugging every curve.
- Motorcyclists don’t get road rash… they get trail pride.
- Why did the motorcycle bring a ladder? To reach the top of the biker gang.
- Motorcycles are like relationships… sometimes they crash.
- What’s a motorcyclist’s favorite sport besides riding? Arguing about who’s faster.
- How do motorcyclists apologize? They don’t—they just ride faster.
- Why do motorcyclists hate traffic lights? They’re suggestions, not rules.
- What’s a motorcycle’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with curves and fewer cops.
- How do motorcyclists keep secrets? They whisper to the wind.
- Motorcyclists: the only people who pay to risk their lives for fun.
- Why did the motorcycle get promoted? It always goes the extra mile.
- How do motorcyclists clean their bikes? They wait for rain… or a car wash.
- Why did the motorcycle break up with the scooter? It needed more power.
- Motorcycles: the art of going fast in the wrong lane.
- How do you know a motorcycle’s been at your garage? Your tires are worn out.
- Why did the motorcycle refuse to stop? It didn’t want to face reality.
- What do you call a motorcycle in traffic? A rolling nightmare.
- How do motorcyclists flirt? With revs and leather jackets.
