- Canada is the only country where polite screaming is a national pastime.
- Canadians apologize for everything — including apologizing too much.
- The national animal is a beaver, and honestly, it’s the most Canadian thing about us.
- Canada has two official languages, but neither stops people from spelling things wrong.
- Canadians love hockey more than oxygen.
- Canada: where the mosquitoes are bigger than your social life.
- The country runs on Tim Hortons, maple syrup, and passive aggression.
- Canadians say “eh?” to make strangers like them.
- Canada is just America politely pretending to be polite.
- In Canada, winter isn’t a season — it’s a lifestyle.
- Everyone’s either apologizing, complaining about the weather, or both.
- The only thing colder than Canadian winters is Canadian sarcasm.
- Canada is proof that healthcare is free, but patience isn’t.
- Canadians are so polite they’d apologize for kicking you in the face.
- Canada has more moose than sense sometimes.
- The country is so big you can get lost in Alberta and still be in Canada.
- Poutine: the only national dish that makes heart attacks taste like happiness.
- Canadian politics is just polite yelling with good manners.
- Canada has amazing scenery and terrible Wi-Fi.
- Canadians love maple syrup like it’s liquid gold — literally.
- The population debates whether it’s “eh” or “ay” constantly.
- In Canada, every conversation eventually turns into weather talk.
- Canada: home of long winters and short tempers.
- Canadians consider a snowstorm a “light dusting.”
- The most Canadian thing you can do is apologize while sipping a double-double.
- Canada is basically America’s polite older sibling who’s always cold.
- Canadians spend 6 months shoveling snow and 6 months complaining about it.
- Canada has more lakes than people, and that’s terrifying.
- Canadians are so nice they’d let you cut in line and say thanks.
- In Canada, saying “sorry” is considered emotional labor.
- Canada’s idea of wild nightlife is a Tim Hortons drive-thru at 2 a.m.
- Canadians can survive -40°C but can’t handle someone taking their parking spot.
- The Canadian wildlife will kill you politely if you’re not careful.
- Canada: where every house has a hockey stick in the corner and a bottle of maple syrup.
- Canadians consider a “heatwave” anything above 20°C.
- Canada invented polite passive aggression — and perfected it.
- Canadians love complaining about the U.S. while secretly watching American TV.
- Canada: the only country where “fun” is politely waiting for summer.
- Canadians apologize for making these jokes about themselves.
