- Why do curlers make terrible criminals? They always sweep the evidence.
- Curling: the sport where rocks move faster than the players.
- What’s a curler’s favorite snack? Sweepstakes cookies.
- How many curlers does it take to change a light bulb? Four—one to hold the bulb, three to sweep around it.
- Why did the curler bring a ladder? To reach the broom closet… obviously.
- Curling: proof Canadians can turn ice into comedy.
- Why did the curler refuse to move? They were stuck on the house.
- What do you call a curler with bad aim? Swept aside.
- Why did the curler cross the ice? To get to the other sheet.
- How do curlers flirt? With a sweeping smile.
- Curlers never get lost… they just slide creatively.
- Why did the curler fail math? Too many rocks to count.
- What’s worse than a curler missing the button? Two curlers arguing about whose turn it is.
- Why did the curler bring a map? To find the end of the sheet.
- Curling: turning ice mornings into comedy since forever.
- How do curlers stay in shape? Sweeping, lunging, and sliding.
- Why did the curler go to therapy? Too many missed draws.
- What’s a curler’s favorite candy? Rock candy, of course.
- How do you spot a beginner curler? They’re hugging the broom.
- Curlers don’t get cold… they get “house warm.”
- Why did the curler bring a ladder? To reach the top of the scoreboard.
- Curling is like life… sometimes you slide off course.
- What’s a curler’s favorite sport besides curling? Arguing about strategy.
- How do curlers apologize? They sweep it under the rug.
- Why do curlers hate mistakes? Because they can’t just pick up the stone.
- What’s a curler’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with ice and friendly sweepers.
- How do curlers keep secrets? They whisper on the ice.
- Curlers: the only people who pay to slide on ice for hours.
- Why did the curler get promoted? They always hit the button… eventually.
- How do curlers clean their brooms? They hope the ice does it for them.
- Why did the curler break up with the skip? They needed more direction.
- Curling: the art of sliding gracefully and shouting loudly.
- How do you know a curler’s been at your rink? Your ice has divots.
- Why did the curler refuse to stop? Too close to the house.
- What do you call a curler stuck on the hack? A frozen situation.
- How do curlers flirt? With rock-solid jokes.
- Curlers never get lost… they just slide toward the button.
- Why did the curler fail their job interview? Too many curling stories on the resume.
- What’s worse than a curler missing the button? Two curlers arguing about whose stone it is.
- Curlers: proof Canadian winters are strategic.
