- Why did the Side-by-Side break up with the ATV? It needed more space.
- Side-by-Sides: because two people are better than one on the trail.
- What’s a UTV driver’s favorite drink? Mud punch.
- How many Side-by-Side riders does it take to change a tire? None—they just ride home in the other lane.
- Why did the Side-by-Side refuse to park? It needed room for the squad.
- Side-by-Sides: proof that teamwork works best in mud.
- Why are Side-by-Side drivers bad at relationships? They always need someone else along for the ride.
- What do you call a Side-by-Side stuck in a ditch? A team effort… that failed.
- Why did the Side-by-Side cross the trail? To show off its passenger seat.
- How do Side-by-Side drivers flirt? By offering a ride… and a muddy high-five.
- Side-by-Sides never get lost… they explore creatively with friends.
- Why did the Side-by-Side fail math? Too many turns to calculate.
- What’s worse than a Side-by-Side stuck in mud? Two drivers arguing about whose fault it is.
- Why did the Side-by-Side bring a map? To plan the ultimate off-road adventure.
- Side-by-Sides: turning mud puddles into comedy since forever.
- How do UTV drivers stay in shape? Lifting doors and dodging trees.
- Why did the Side-by-Side go to therapy? Too many crashes… and blame games.
- What’s a UTV’s favorite candy? Trail mix… obviously.
- How do you spot a beginner Side-by-Side driver? They’re hugging every tree… and each other.
- Side-by-Side drivers don’t get mud on their shoes… they get trail pride.
- Why did the Side-by-Side bring a ladder? To reach the roof rack… and bragging rights.
- Side-by-Sides are like relationships… sometimes you need a passenger to survive.
- What’s a Side-by-Side’s favorite sport besides riding? Arguing about who’s better at the trail.
- How do Side-by-Side drivers apologize? They don’t—they hand over the wheel.
- Why do Side-by-Sides hate sand? It slows them down… slightly.
- What’s a Side-by-Side’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with mud, hills, and trails.
- How do Side-by-Side drivers keep secrets? They bury them in the mud… or the other seat.
- Side-by-Sides: the only people who pay to get dirty… together.
- Why did the Side-by-Side get promoted? It always takes the downhill shortcut… with a buddy.
- How do Side-by-Side drivers clean their vehicles? They wait for rain… and blame the passenger.
- Why did the Side-by-Side break up with the quad? It needed more companionship.
- Side-by-Sides: the art of going fast in the wrong direction… as a team.
- How do you know a Side-by-Side has been on your property? Your yard looks like a rally track.
- Why did the Side-by-Side refuse to stop? Too much fun to pause.
- What do you call a Side-by-Side stuck on a hill? A duo disaster.
- How do Side-by-Side drivers flirt? With skid marks and a confident passenger.
- Side-by-Sides never get lost… they just go exploring together.
- Why did the Side-by-Side fail its job interview? Too many miles with a friend.
- What’s worse than a Side-by-Side stuck in a ditch? Two drivers arguing about whose fault it is.
- Side-by-Sides: proof Canadian summers are messy and fun.
- What’s a Side-by-Side’s favorite hobby? Chasing friends through mud puddles.
