- Why did the RV break up with the campground? Too many rules.
- RVs: because hotel fees are for suckers.
- What’s an RV driver’s favorite drink? Gasoline… just kidding, coffee.
- How many RVers does it take to change a light bulb? None—they just move the RV into the sun.
- Why did the RV refuse to park? It needed more space.
- RVs: proof that home is wherever you can park it.
- Why are RV drivers bad at relationships? They always need room to maneuver.
- What do you call an RV stuck in mud? A mobile nightmare.
- Why did the RV cross the highway? To get away from bad neighbors.
- How do RV drivers flirt? By offering a free camping spot.
- RVs never get lost… they just take the scenic route.
- Why did the RV fail math? Too many curves.
- What’s worse than an RV stuck on a hill? Two RVers arguing about directions.
- Why did the RV bring a map? To find a place with Wi-Fi.
- RVs: turning road trips into comedy since forever.
- How do RVers stay in shape? Lifting slide-outs and dodging potholes.
- Why did the RV go to therapy? Too many breakdowns.
- What’s an RV’s favorite candy? Road Bars.
- How do you spot a beginner RV driver? They’re hugging every guardrail.
- RVers don’t get mud on their shoes… they get campground pride.
- Why did the RV bring a ladder? To reach the roof-top deck.
- RVs are like relationships… sometimes they stall.
- What’s an RV’s favorite sport besides driving? Arguing about who packed too much.
- How do RVers apologize? They don’t—they just drive off.
- Why do RVs hate narrow streets? Because they can’t breathe.
- What’s an RV’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with hookups and fewer rules.
- How do RVers keep secrets? They lock them in the cabinets.
- RVers: the only people who pay money to sleep on wheels.
- Why did the RV get promoted? It always goes the extra mile.
- How do RVers clean their vehicle? They park by a lake and hope for rain.
- Why did the RV break up with the minivan? It needed more legroom.
- RVs: the art of going slow in the wrong lane.
- How do you know an RV’s been at your house? Your driveway is now a campsite.
- Why did the RV refuse to stop? It didn’t want to face reality.
- What do you call an RV stuck in traffic? A mobile prison.
- How do RVers flirt? With jokes about propane and campfires.
- RVers never get lost… they just call it an adventure.
- Why did the RV fail its job interview? Too many miles on the resume.
- What’s worse than an RV stuck in a ditch? Two RVers arguing about whose fault it is.
- RVers: proof that Canadian summers are mobile.
- What’s an RV’s favorite hobby? Chasing campsites before they’re taken.
- Why did the RV call in sick? It had a transmission problem… or maybe a hangover.
- How do RVers stay warm in winter? With heated seats and sarcasm.
- RVing: turning long drives into comedy since forever.
- What’s an RV’s favorite music? Highway Rock.
- Why don’t RVers tell secrets? Their neighbors hear everything.
- How do RVers pick friends? By campground compatibility.
