- Why do golfers carry an extra pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
- Golf: the art of hitting a tiny ball with big frustration.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite drink? Tee-quila.
- How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore!
- Why did the golfer bring two clubs? One for the swing, one for the mood.
- Golfers: proof that walking slowly can be stressful.
- Why did the golfer bring a ladder? To reach new heights… and brag about it.
- What do you call a golfer who misses every putt? Canadian… just kidding.
- Why did the golfer cross the green? To chase the ball he sliced.
- How do golfers flirt? With stories about “the shot that got away.”
- Golfers never get lost… they just take the scenic route.
- Why did the golfer fail math? Too many strokes.
- What’s worse than a golfer in the sand trap? Two golfers arguing about who’s worse.
- Why did the golfer bring a map? To find the easiest hole.
- Golf: turning sunny afternoons into comedy since forever.
- How do golfers stay in shape? Swinging, walking, and arguing.
- Why did the golfer go to therapy? Too many bad swings.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite candy? Sweet spot bars.
- How do you spot a beginner golfer? They’re hugging the flagstick.
- Golfers don’t get frustrated… they get hole-y.
- Why did the golfer bring a ladder? To reach the tee box on the hill.
- Golf is like life… full of hazards and sand traps.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite sport besides golf? Arguing about whose score is lower.
- How do golfers apologize? They don’t—they buy a drink.
- Why do golfers hate rain? It washes away their excuses.
- What’s a golfer’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with greens and fewer hazards.
- How do golfers keep secrets? They whisper in the clubhouse.
- Golfers: the only people who pay to chase a tiny ball for hours.
- Why did the golfer get promoted? He always takes the extra stroke… strategically.
- How do golfers clean their clubs? They hope the sand trap does it.
- Why did the golfer break up with the putter? Needed more drive.
- Golf: the art of going slow and pretending it’s strategic.
- How do you know a golfer’s been at your house? Your yard has divots.
- Why did the golfer refuse to stop? Too close to the green.
- What do you call a golfer stuck behind a tree? A blocked shot.
- How do golfers flirt? With a wink and a story about their swing.
- Golfers never get lost… they just take another round.
- Why did the golfer fail his job interview? Too many golf stories on the resume.
- What’s worse than a golfer in a water hazard? Two golfers arguing about whose ball it is.
- Golfers: proof Canadian summers are long and green.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite hobby? Chasing balls in the woods.
- Why did the golfer call in sick? He had a slice… in his arm.
- How do golfers stay warm in winter? Heated gloves and hot coffee.
- Golf: turning frustration into comedy since forever.
- What’s a golfer’s favorite music? Swing music.
- Why don’t golfers tell secrets? The caddies know.
- How do golfers pick friends? By handicap compatibility.
- Golfers: because walking slowly can still hurt your back.
- Why did the golfer scream? He lost his ball in a bush… again.
- How do golfers survive long tournaments? Humor, coffee, and sunscreen.
- Why did the golfer bring a camera? To capture all the missed shots.
