- Why did the truck driver bring a ladder? To reach the high gear.
- How many truck drivers does it take to change a tire? Just one… but they’ll complain for 10 miles first.
- Why did the truck break up with the car? Too many baggage issues.
- Trucking: the art of hauling things nobody else wants to touch.
- What do you call a trucker who sings? A haulin’ diva.
- Why did the truck driver get a ticket? They were tailgating a moose.
- How do truckers flirt? With a big horn and a wink.
- Trucks never get lost… they just find alternate detours.
- Why did the truck driver bring a map? To navigate past traffic… and bad drivers.
- How do you spot a rookie trucker? They’re still learning to honk politely.
- Truck drivers don’t get tired… they get caffeinated.
- Why did the truck refuse to pick up a compact car? Too small to worry about.
- How do truckers measure success? By miles traveled and loads delivered.
- Why did the truck cross the road? To haul both sides.
- Trucking: turning highways into comedy since forever.
- How do truckers stay in shape? Hauling, loading, and honking.
- Why did the trucker go to therapy? Too many angry drivers tailgating.
- What’s a trucker’s favorite snack? Gas station jerky… extra tough.
- How do you spot a beginner trucker? They’re hugging the guardrail.
- Truck drivers don’t get angry… they get “expressive.”
- Why did the truck driver bring duct tape? To fix everything… or vent frustration.
- Trucking is like life… sometimes you get stuck behind slow drivers.
- How do truckers apologize? They don’t—they just beep twice.
- Why do truckers hate traffic jams? Because nothing moves… including their patience.
- What’s a trucker’s ideal vacation? Anywhere with wide roads and no speed traps.
- How do truckers keep secrets? Locked in the glove compartment.
- Truckers: the only people who can make people move over… literally.
- Why did the truck driver get promoted? They always carried heavy loads… with attitude.
- How do truckers clean their rigs? Pressure wash… or drive through mud.
- Why did the truck break up with the trailer? Too clingy.
- Trucking: the art of turning diesel fumes into comedy.
- How do you know a trucker has been at your parking lot? Tire marks… and bad jokes.
- Why did the truck refuse to stop? Too much weight to leave behind.
- What do you call a truck stuck in traffic? Canadian patience test.
- How do truckers flirt? With a strong horn and confidence.
- Truck drivers never get lost… they follow the GPS… eventually.
- Why did the trucker fail the talent show? Too busy hauling loads.
- What’s worse than a truck driver in a hurry? Two truckers arguing over the same lane.
- Truckers: proof Canadian highways are full of surprises.
- What’s a trucker’s favorite hobby? Testing their horn and dodging wildlife.
- Why did the trucker call in sick? Exhaustion… and bad coffee.
- How do truckers stay warm in winter? Layers, hot coffee, and heated seats.
- Trucking: turning flat tires into comedy since forever.
- What’s a trucker’s favorite music? Heavy metal… literally.
- Why don’t truckers tell secrets? Everything leaks… eventually.
- How do truckers pick friends? By who can keep up on the highway.
- Truckers: because hauling chaos is socially acceptable.
- Why did the truck driver scream? Someone cut them off… again.
- How do truckers survive long hauls? Humor, caffeine, and rest stops.
- Why did the trucker bring a flashlight? To navigate bad roads at night.
- How many truckers can fit in the diner? Just enough to argue about the best route.
- Why did the truck driver bring a measuring tape? To check the load… and egos.
- What’s a truck driver’s favorite sport? Avoiding moose and texting at the same time.
- Why did the trucker bring a camera? To capture all the near misses.
- Trucking: proof Canadian roads are wild, long, and hilarious.
